10 Tips For a good profile

1. Keep it simple.

2. Although you can't always judge a book by it's cover, it's best to have a clear face shot.

3. Zany profile pictures - NEVER.

4. Don't Photoshop an image to within an inch of it's life. Leave the airbrushing to the trashy magazines.

5. Pictures of you on holiday are good and show an adventurous side, but make sure you are still the main focal point. An image of you on the top of a mountain, taken from the bottom of the mountain, is probably not a good idea.

6. Pulling funny faces is never a winner (See point 3).

7. Leave collages alone, we might think you suffer from multiple personality disorder.

8. Photos of you as a child may not really attract the sort of man you want to date. While I'm on this, keep the photo recent, let's say no older than 6mths old. No one likes to be misled.

9. Animation should be left to Pixar.

10. The picture must be of you.

Wheeeee!

(James, New York)

I like ships. BIG ships.

and look, I'm so handsome. See. SEE...   (Randy, Valencia)

I like musicals.

I'm a student...

of the ancient and lost arts of wizardry and alchemy. (Robert - Melbourne)

Well hello.

'Nuff said. (Leopold)

It's a tattoo of...

well, your guess is as good as mine. But see, I have ink. SEE! (John from ???)

I have a thing for queens

(Godfrey, UK)

Proud home owner...

Beer, tv, double brick, what more do we need to know? (Mark)

Waking up next to you...

makes everyday seem like Christmas. (Wes from Sydney)

The 80's didn't affect me one bit.

My favourite film is The Breakfast Club and my fave band is Moving Pictures.